I'm Zach, Bard of Doom. I'm 19, I attend Longwood University, and I post Homestuck and other things made by Andrew Hussie. My main blog is rupaulsquartermile and my other sideblog is dreamworksshrek. My girlfriend is basicallybro, roommate is twerking-egbert, and homeboys are rukimakino and primadokamagica. Tag me as "game bro" please otherwise I can't see it

Hey guys sorry for inactivity. I’m trying to post on here and dreamworksshrek more but they come and go with interest. At this point I’m completely dying for the end of Homestuck like I’m so ready it’s not even fair. Also my new blog rupaulsquartermile is almost up to 10 followers so there’s that benchmark in the works

zamii070:

hey friends i still have A LOT of these dumb homestuck stickers i made for my 1000th follower giveaway like YEARS ago haha. Not all of these are characters are available. i dont wanna throw them away and they’re taking up space so who wants them.
short give away,
1 like 1 reblog
dont have to follow
random number generator pick
ends August 4th 2014
no international shipping sorry :’( (unless you wanna pay for it i guess)

zamii070:

hey friends i still have A LOT of these dumb homestuck stickers i made for my 1000th follower giveaway like YEARS ago haha. Not all of these are characters are available. i dont wanna throw them away and they’re taking up space so who wants them.

short give away,

1 like 1 reblog

dont have to follow

random number generator pick

ends August 4th 2014

no international shipping sorry :’( (unless you wanna pay for it i guess)

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budaclees:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR FOLKS!

I’ve gone from 69 followers to 300 in a lighting fast turn out so let’s do this!

Prizes:
1 Figurine: The joke is I actually don't ship this
Pick any of the figurines that you’d like and it’s at your home lickity split!

Some Stuff From WhatPumpkin: #So Lazy

We both know you’re just waiting for me to say the price I’m willing to spend and I’m really lazy? We’ll get to the price soon don’t worry about it. You know what you need to help you wait?

1 copy of 300 on either dvd or blu-ray: Fap to naked guys and girls in this classic tale of American history

Ok so wow that image is big. Guess you want me to get to the rules now right? #Wrong

Get on dem hoodies yo!: Idk if this is the last sex joke or not but wow this image here is the pinacle of my giveaway career

1 free pixel image from a me: http://budaclees.deviantart.com/gallery/

I’m not the best but I will do what I can over here

Ok enough dumb images. You guys want the rules now?
Well you shouldn’t of cause guess what the money amount was in the prizes list the whole time!

Rules:

  1. Must be following me
    This is a followers giveaway after all
  2. Must reshare this post
  3. If you live outside of the U.S., or in an awkward part like Alaska, then you’ll most likely have to help pay for shipping to make it less stupid.
  4. Reblog as much as you want
  5. Likes don’t count but I’m not going to penalize if you like this
  6. No giveaway blogs, you know who you are and you know I’ll check
  7. If you send me asks and chat with me then I’ll most likely give you another spot in the running
  8. Don’t ask for gore, diaper, vore, or gross images. I’m fine with sexual stuff but you gotta remember I’m still pretty new.

Prizes: 

  1. About $130-$150 worth of WhatPumpkin merch
  2. A copy of 300
  3. Free art

Why such a stupid high amount of money?
Because I live with my parents and a paycheck isn’t a necessity.
I may delay this giveaway if necessary, but things should go rather smoothly.

Giveaway goes from 2/4/14 - 7/4/14